chore: Update bug issue template

.github/ISSUE_TEMPLATE/bug_report.yml

@@ -2,6 +2,22 @@ name: Bug Report
 description: Please only open a bug report when you're sure that it is in fact a bug in Valetudo
 labels: ["bug"]
 body:
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+      value: |
+        Hi, before you open a bug report, please remember that whatever issue it is that you're experience, I do not experience, as otherwise, I would've already fixed it.
+        Thus, if you have no clue how I could reproduce you issue, please save us both the time and don't open a bug report.
+
+        I can understand that that might be frustrating and that you might feel helpless, but it is simply not my responsibility to figure out your problems for you.
+        It is highly unenjoyable work to do that, which takes up a ton of time and in the end most of the time it's user error anyway.
+
+        If you've found something and are able to reproduce it, good! Please let me know.
+
+        Though, before you do, make sure that it's not some super niche nonsense, as I do not care about that either.
+        FOSS enables you do to whatever niche thing you want to do, but that doesn't mean that FOSS maintainers would be required to help you with that.
+
+        Thank you for understanding and sorry if this might've felt a bit intimidating.
+        I'm just trying to protect my sanity here.
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