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THE BOY WHO LIVED
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive,
were proud to say that they were perfectly normal,
thank you very much. They were the last people you’d
expect to be involved in anything strange or
mysterious, because they just didn’t hold with such
nonsense.
Mr. Dursley was the director of a firm called
Grunnings, which made drills. He was a big, beefy
man with hardly any neck, although he did have a
very large mustache. Mrs. Dursley was thin and
blonde and had nearly twice the usual amount of
neck, which came in very useful as she spent so
much of her time craning over garden fences, spying
on the neighbors. The Dursley s had a small son
called Dudley and in their opinion there was no finer
boy anywhere.
The Dursleys had everything they wanted, but they
also had a secret, and their greatest fear was that
somebody would discover it. They didn’t think they
could bear it if anyone found out about the Potters.
Mrs. Potter was Mrs. Dursley’s sister, but they hadn’t
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met for several years; in fact, Mrs. Dursley pretended
she didn’t have a sister, because her sister and her
good-for-nothing husband were as unDursleyish as it
was possible to be. The Dursleys shuddered to think
what the neighbors would say if the Potters arrived in
the street. The Dursleys knew that the Potters had a
small son, too, but they had never even seen him.
This boy was another good reason for keeping the
Potters away; they didn’t want Dudley mixing with a
child like that.
When Mr. and Mrs. Dursley woke up on the dull, gray
Tuesday our story starts, there was nothing about the
cloudy sky outside to suggest that strange and
mysterious things would soon be happening all over
the country. Mr. Dursley hummed as he picked out
his most boring tie for work, and Mrs. Dursley
gossiped away happily as she wrestled a screaming
Dudley into his high chair.
None of them noticed a large, tawny owl flutter past
the window.
At half past eight, Mr. Dursley picked up his
briefcase, pecked Mrs. Dursley on the cheek, and
tried to kiss Dudley good-bye but missed, because
Dudley was now having a tantrum and throwing his
cereal at the walls. “Little tyke,” chortled Mr. Dursley
as he left the house. He got into his car and backed
out of number four’s drive.
It was on the corner of the street that he noticed the
first sign of something peculiar — a cat reading a
map. For a second, Mr. Dursley didn’t realize what he
had seen — then he jerked his head around to look
again. There was a tabby cat standing on the corner
of Privet Drive, but there wasn’t a map in sight. What
could he have been thinking of? It must have been a
trick of the light. Mr. Dursley blinked and stared at
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the cat. It stared back. As Mr. Dursley drove around
the corner and up the road, he watched the cat in his
mirror. It was now reading the sign that said Privet
Drive — no, looking at the sign; cats couldn’t read
maps or signs. Mr. Dursley gave himself a little shake
and put the cat out of his mind. As he drove toward
town he thought of nothing except a large order of
drills he was hoping to get that day.
But on the edge of town, drills were driven out of his
mind by something else. As he sat in the usual
morning traffic jam, he couldn’t help noticing that
there seemed to be a lot of strangely dressed people
about. People in cloaks. Mr. Dursley couldn’t bear
people who dressed in funny clothes — the getups
you saw on young people! He supposed this was some
stupid new fashion. He drummed his fingers on the
steering wheel and his eyes fell on a huddle of these
weirdos standing quite close by. They were whispering
excitedly together. Mr. Dursley was enraged to see
that a couple of them weren’t young at all; why, that
man had to be older than he was, and wearing an
emerald-green cloak! The nerve of him! But then it
struck Mr. Dursley that this was probably some silly
stunt — these people were obviously collecting for
something ... yes, that would be it. The traffic moved
on and a few minutes later, Mr. Dursley arrived in the
Grunnings parking lot, his mind back on drills.
Mr. Dursley always sat with his back to the window in
his office on the ninth floor. If he hadn’t, he might
have found it harder to concentrate on drills that
morning. He didn’t see the owls swooping past in
broad daylight, though people down in the street did;
they pointed and gazed open-mouthed as owl after
owl sped overhead. Most of them had never seen an
owl even at nighttime. Mr. Dursley, however, had a
perfectly normal, owl-free morning. He yelled at five
different people. He made several important telephone
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calls and shouted a bit more. He was in a very good
mood until lunchtime, when he thought he’d stretch
his legs and walk across the road to buy himself a
bun from the bakery.
He’d forgotten all about the people in cloaks until he
passed a group of them next to the baker’s. He eyed
them angrily as he passed. He didn’t know why, but
they made him uneasy. This bunch were whispering
excitedly, too, and he couldn’t see a single collecting
tin. It was on his way back past them, clutching a
large doughnut in a bag, that he caught a few words
of what they were saying.
“The Potters, that’s right, that’s what I heard — ”
“ — yes, their son, Harry — ”
Mr. Dursley stopped dead. Fear flooded him. He
looked back at the whisperers as if he wanted to say
something to them, but thought better of it.
He dashed back across the road, hurried up to his
office, snapped at his secretary not to disturb him,
seized his telephone, and had almost finished dialing
his home number when he changed his mind. He put
the receiver back down and stroked his mustache,
thinking ... no, he was being stupid. Potter wasn’t
such an unusual name. He was sure there were lots
of people called Potter who had a son called Harry.
Come to think of it, he wasn’t even sure his nephew
was called Harry. He’d never even seen the boy. It
might have been Harvey. Or Harold. There was no
point in worrying Mrs. Dursley; she always got so
upset at any mention of her sister. He didn’t blame
her — if he’d had a sister like that ... but all the
same, those people in cloaks ...
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He found it a lot harder to concentrate on drills that
afternoon and when he left the building at five o’clock,
he was still so worried that he walked straight into
someone just outside the door.
“Sorry,” he grunted, as the tiny old man stumbled
and almost fell. It was a few seconds before Mr.
Dursley realized that the man was wearing a violet
cloak. He didn’t seem at all upset at being almost
knocked to the ground. On the contrary, his face split
into a wide smile and he said in a squeaky voice that
made passersby stare, “Don’t be sorry, my dear sir,
for nothing could upset me today! Rejoice, for You-
Know-Who has gone at last! Even Muggles like
yourself should be celebrating, this happy, happy
day!”
And the old man hugged Mr. Dursley around the
middle and walked off.
Mr. Dursley stood rooted to the spot. He had been
hugged by a complete stranger. He also thought he
had been called a Muggle, whatever that was. He was
rattled. He hurried to his car and set off for home,
hoping he was imagining things, which he had never
hoped before, because he didn’t approve of
imagination.
As he pulled into the driveway of number four, the
first thing he saw — and it didn’t improve his mood —
was the tabby cat he’d spotted that morning. It was
now sitting on his garden wall. He was sure it was the
same one; it had the same markings around its eyes.
“Shoo!” said Mr. Dursley loudly.
The cat didn’t move. It just gave him a stern look.
Was this normal cat behavior? Mr. Dursley wondered.
Trying to pull himself together, he let himself into the
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house. He was still determined not to mention
anything to his wife.
Mrs. Dursley had had a nice, normal day. She told
him over dinner all about Mrs. Next Door’s problems
with her daughter and how Dudley had learned a new
word (“Won’t!”). Mr. Dursley tried to act normally.
When Dudley had been put to bed, he went into the
living room in time to catch the last report on the
evening news:
“And finally, bird-watchers everywhere have reported
that the nation’s owls have been behaving very
unusually today. Although owls normally hunt at
night and are hardly ever seen in daylight, there have
been hundreds of sightings of these birds flying in
every direction since sunrise. Experts are unable to
explain why the owls have suddenly changed their
sleeping pattern.” The newscaster allowed himself a
grin. “Most mysterious. And now, over to Jim
McGuffin with the weather. Going to be any more
showers of owls tonight, Jim?”
“Well, Ted,” said the weatherman, “I don’t know about
that, but it’s not only the owls that have been acting
oddly today. Viewers as far apart as Kent, Yorkshire,
and Dundee have been phoning in to tell me that
instead of the rain I promised yesterday, they’ve had a
downpour of shooting stars! Perhaps people have
been celebrating Bonfire Night early — it’s not until
next week, folks! But I can promise a wet night
tonight.”
Mr. Dursley sat frozen in his armchair. Shooting stars
all over Britain? Owls flying by daylight? Mysterious
people in cloaks all over the place? And a whisper, a
whisper about the Potters . . .
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Mrs. Dursley came into the living room carrying two
cups of tea. It was no good. He’d have to say
something to her. He cleared his throat nervously. “Er
— Petunia, dear — you haven’t heard from your sister
lately, have you?”
As he had expected, Mrs. Dursley looked shocked and
angry. After all, they normally pretended she didn’t
have a sister.
“No,” she said sharply. “Why?”
“Funny stuff on the news,” Mr. Dursley mumbled.
“Owls . . . shooting stars . . . and there were a lot of
funny-looking people in town today ...”
“So?” snapped Mrs. Dursley.
“Well, I just thought ... maybe ... it was something to
do with ... you know ... her crowd.”
Mrs. Dursley sipped her tea through pursed lips. Mr.
Dursley wondered whether he dared tell her he’d
heard the name “Potter.” He decided he didn’t dare.
Instead he said, as casually as he could, “Their son —
he’d be about Dudley’s age now, wouldn’t he?”
“I suppose so,” said Mrs. Dursley stiffly.
“What’s his name again? Howard, isn’t it?”
“Harry. Nasty, common name, if you ask me.”
“Oh, yes,” said Mr. Dursley, his heart sinking
horribly. “Yes, I quite agree.”
He didn’t say another word on the subject as they
went upstairs to bed. While Mrs. Dursley was in the
bathroom, Mr. Dursley crept to the bedroom window
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and peered down into the front garden. The cat was
still there. It was staring down Privet Drive as though
it were waiting for something.
Was he imagining things? Could all this have
anything to do with the Potters? If it did ... if it got out
that they were related to a pair of — well, he didn’t
think he could bear it.
The Dursleys got into bed. Mrs. Dursley fell asleep
quickly but Mr. Dursley lay awake, turning it all over
in his mind. His last, comforting thought before he fell
asleep was that even if the Potters were involved,
there was no reason for them to come near him and
Mrs. Dursley. The Potters knew very well what he and
Petunia thought about them and their kind. ... He
couldn’t see how he and Petunia could get mixed up
in anything that might be going on — he yawned and
turned over — it couldn’t affect them. ...
How very wrong he was.
Mr. Dursley might have been drifting into an uneasy
sleep, but the cat on the wall outside was showing no
sign of sleepiness. It was sitting as still as a statue,
its eyes fixed unblinkingly on the far corner of Privet
Drive. It didn’t so much as quiver when a car door
slammed on the next street, nor when two owls
swooped overhead. In fact, it was nearly midnight
before the cat moved at all.
A man appeared on the corner the cat had been
watching, appeared so suddenly and silently you’d
have thought he’d just popped out of the ground. The
cat’s tail twitched and its eyes narrowed.
Nothing like this man had ever been seen on Privet
Drive. He was tall, thin, and very old, judging by the
silver of his hair and beard, which were both long
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enough to tuck into his belt. He was wearing long
robes, a purple cloak that swept the ground, and
high-heeled, buckled boots. His blue eyes were light,
bright, and sparkling behind half-moon spectacles
and his nose was very long and crooked, as though it
had been broken at least twice. This man’s name was
Albus Dumbledore.
Albus Dumbledore didn’t seem to realize that he had
just arrived in a street where everything from his
name to his boots was unwelcome. He was busy
rummaging in his cloak, looking for something. But
he did seem to realize he was being watched, because
he looked up suddenly at the cat, which was still
staring at him from the other end of the street. For
some reason, the sight of the cat seemed to amuse
him. He chuckled and muttered, “I should have
known.”
He found what he was looking for in his inside
pocket. It seemed to be a silver cigarette lighter. He
flicked it open, held it up in the air, and clicked it.
The nearest street lamp went out with a little pop. He
clicked it again — the next lamp flickered into
darkness. Twelve times he clicked the Put-Outer,
until the only lights left on the whole street were two
tiny pinpricks in the distance, which were the eyes of
the cat watching him. If anyone looked out of their
window now, even beady-eyed Mrs. Dursley, they
wouldn’t be able to see anything that was happening
down on the pavement. Dumbledore slipped the Put-
Outer back inside his cloak and set off down the
street toward number four, where he sat down on the
wall next to the cat. He didn’t look at it, but after a
moment he spoke to it.
“Fancy seeing you here, Professor McGonagall.”
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He turned to smile at the tabby, but it had gone.
Instead he was smiling at a rather severe-looking
woman who was wearing square glasses exactly the
shape of the markings the cat had had around its
eyes. She, too, was wearing a cloak, an emerald one.
Her black hair was drawn into a tight bun. She
looked distinctly ruffled.
“How did you know it was me?” she asked.
“My dear Professor, I’ve never seen a cat sit so stiffly.”
“You’d be stiff if you’d been sitting on a brick wall all
day,” said Professor McGonagall.
“All day? When you could have been celebrating? I
must have passed a dozen feasts and parties on my
way here.”
Professor McGonagall sniffed angrily.
“Oh yes, everyone’s celebrating, all right,” she said
impatiently. “You’d think they’d be a bit more careful,
but no — even the Muggles have noticed something’s
going on. It was on their news.” She jerked her head
back at the Dursleys’ dark living-room window. “I
heard it. Flocks of owls ... shooting stars. ... Well,
they’re not completely stupid. They were bound to
notice something. Shooting stars down in Kent — I’ll
bet that was Dedalus Diggle. He never had much
sense.”
“You can’t blame them,” said Dumbledore gently.
“We’ve had precious little to celebrate for eleven
years.”
“I know that,” said Professor McGonagall irritably.
“But that’s no reason to lose our heads. People are
being downright careless, out on the streets in broad
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daylight, not even dressed in Muggle clothes,
swapping rumors.”
She threw a sharp, sideways glance at Dumbledore
here, as though hoping he was going to tell her
something, but he didn’t, so she went on. “A fine
thing it would be if, on the very day You-Know-Who
seems to have disappeared at last, the Muggles found
out about us all. I suppose he really has gone,
Dumbledore?”
“It certainly seems so,” said Dumbledore. “We have
much to be thankful for. Would you care for a lemon
drop?”
“A what?”
“A lemon drop. They’re a kind of Muggle sweet I’m
rather fond of.”
“No, thank you,” said Professor McGonagall coldly, as
though she didn’t think this was the moment for
lemon drops. “As I say, even if You-Know-Who has
gone — ”
“My dear Professor, surely a sensible person like
yourself can call him by his name? All this You-
Know-Who’ nonsense — for eleven years I have been
trying to persuade people to call him by his proper
name: Voldemort.” Professor McGonagall flinched, but
Dumbledore, who was unsticking two lemon drops,
seemed not to notice. “It all gets so confusing if we
keep saying You-Know-Who.’ I have never seen any
reason to be frightened of saying Voldemort’s name.”
“I know you haven’t,” said Professor McGonagall,
sounding half exasperated, half admiring. “But you’re
different. Everyone knows you’re the only one You-
Know- oh, all right, Voldemort, was frightened of.”
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“You flatter me,” said Dumbledore calmly. “Voldemort
had powers I will never have.”
“Only because you’re too — well — noble to use
them.”
“It’s lucky it’s dark. I haven’t blushed so much since
Madam Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs.”
Professor McGonagall shot a sharp look at
Dumbledore and said, “The owls are nothing next to
the rumors that are flying around. You know what
everyone’s saying? About why he’s disappeared?
About what finally stopped him?”
It seemed that Professor McGonagall had reached the
point she was most anxious to discuss, the real
reason she had been waiting on a cold, hard wall all
day, for neither as a cat nor as a woman had she
fixed Dumbledore with such a piercing stare as she
did now. It was plain that whatever “everyone” was
saying, she was not going to believe it until
Dumbledore told her it was true. Dumbledore,
however, was choosing another lemon drop and did
not answer.
“What they’re saying,” she pressed on, “is that last
night Voldemort turned up in Godric’s Hollow. He
went to find the Potters. The rumor is that Lily and
James Potter are — are — that they’re — dead.”
Dumbledore bowed his head. Professor McGonagall
gasped.
“Lily and James ... I can’t believe it ... I didn’t want to
believe it ... Oh, Albus ...”
Dumbledore reached out and patted her on the
shoulder. “I know ... I know ...” he said heavily.
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Professor McGonagall’s voice trembled as she went
on. “That’s not all. They’re saying he tried to kill the
Potters’ son, Harry. But — he couldn’t. He couldn’t
kill that little boy. No one knows why, or how, but
they’re saying that when he couldn’t kill Harry Potter,
Voldemort’s power somehow broke — and that’s why
he’s gone.”
Dumbledore nodded glumly.
“It’s — it’s true?” faltered Professor McGonagall. “After
all he’s done ... all the people he’s killed ... he couldn’t
kill a little boy? It’s just astounding ... of all the
things to stop him . . . but how in the name of heaven
did Harry survive?”
“We can only guess,” said Dumbledore. “We may
never know.”
Professor McGonagall pulled out a lace handkerchief
and dabbed at her eyes beneath her spectacles.
Dumbledore gave a great sniff as he took a golden
watch from his pocket and examined it. It was a very
odd watch. It had twelve hands but no numbers;
instead, little planets were moving around the edge. It
must have made sense to Dumbledore, though,
because he put it back in his pocket and said,
“Hagrid’s late. I suppose it was he who told you I’d be
here, by the way?”
“Yes,” said Professor McGonagall. “And I don’t
suppose you’re going to tell me why you’re here, of all
places?”
“I’ve come to bring Harry to his aunt and uncle.
They’re the only family he has left now.”
“You don’t mean — you can’t mean the people who
live here?” cried Professor McGonagall, jumping to her
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feet and pointing at number four. “Dumbledore — you
can’t. I’ve been watching them all day. You couldn’t
find two people who are less like us. And they’ve got
this son — I saw him kicking his mother all the way
up the street, screaming for sweets. Harry Potter
come and live here!”
“It’s the best place for him,” said Dumbledore firmly.
“His aunt and uncle will be able to explain everything
to him when he’s older. I’ve written them a letter.”
“A letter?” repeated Professor McGonagall faintly,
sitting back down on the wall. “Really, Dumbledore,
you think you can explain all this in a letter? These
people will never understand him! He’ll be famous —
a legend — I wouldn’t be surprised if today was
known as Harry Potter Day in the future — there will
be books written about Harry — every child in our
world will know his name!”
“Exactly,” said Dumbledore, looking very seriously
over the top of his half-moon glasses. “It would be
enough to turn any boy’s head. Famous before he can
walk and talk! Famous for something he won’t even
remember! Can’t you see how much better off he’ll be,
growing up away from all that until he’s ready to take
it?”
Professor McGonagall opened her mouth, changed her
mind, swallowed, and then said, “Yes — yes, you’re
right, of course. But how is the boy getting here,
Dumbledore?” She eyed his cloak suddenly as though
she thought he might be hiding Harry underneath it.
“Hagrid’s bringing him.”
“You think it — wise — to trust Hagrid with
something as important as this?”
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“I would trust Hagrid with my life,” said Dumbledore.
“I’m not saying his heart isn’t in the right place,” said
Professor McGonagall grudgingly, “but you can’t
pretend he’s not careless. He does tend to — what
was that?”
A low rumbling sound had broken the silence around
them. It grew steadily louder as they looked up and
down the street for some sign of a headlight; it
swelled to a roar as they both looked up at the sky —
and a huge motorcycle fell out of the air and landed
on the road in front of them.
If the motorcycle was huge, it was nothing to the man
sitting astride it. He was almost twice as tall as a
normal man and at least five times as wide. He looked
simply too big to be allowed, and so wild — long
tangles of bushy black hair and beard hid most of his
face, he had hands the size of trash can lids, and his
feet in their leather boots were like baby dolphins. In
his vast, muscular arms he was holding a bundle of
blankets.
“Hagrid,” said Dumbledore, sounding relieved. “At
last. And where did you get that motorcycle?”
“Borrowed it, Professor Dumbledore, sir,” said the
giant, climbing carefully off the motorcycle as he
spoke. “Young Sirius Black lent it to me. I’ve got him,
sir.”
“No problems, were there?”
“No, sir — house was almost destroyed, but I got him
out all right before the Muggles started swarmin’
around. He fell asleep as we was flyin’ over Bristol.”
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Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall bent forward
over the bundle of blankets. Inside, just visible, was a
baby boy, fast asleep. Under a tuft of jet-black hair
over his forehead they could see a curiously shaped
cut, like a bolt of lightning.
“Is that where — ?” whispered Professor McGonagall.
“Yes,” said Dumbledore. “Hell have that scar forever.”
“Couldn’t you do something about it, Dumbledore?”
“Even if I could, I wouldn’t. Scars can come in handy.
I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect
map of the London Underground. Well — give him
here, Hagrid — we’d better get this over with.”
Dumbledore took Harry in his arms and turned
toward the Dursleys’ house.
“Could I — could I say good-bye to him, sir?” asked
Hagrid. He bent his great, shaggy head over Harry
and gave him what must have been a very scratchy,
whiskery kiss. Then, suddenly, Hagrid let out a howl
like a wounded dog.
“Shhh!” hissed Professor McGonagall, “you’ll wake the
Muggles!”
“S-s-sorry,” sobbed Hagrid, taking out a large, spotted
handkerchief and burying his face in it. “But I c-c-
can’t stand it — Lily an’ James dead — an’ poor little
Harry off ter live with Muggles — ”
“Yes, yes, it’s all very sad, but get a grip on yourself,
Hagrid, or we’ll be found,” Professor McGonagall
whispered, patting Hagrid gingerly on the arm as
Dumbledore stepped over the low garden wall and
walked to the front door. He laid Harry gently on the
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doorstep, took a letter out of his cloak, tucked it
inside Harry’s blankets, and then came back to the
other two. For a full minute the three of them stood
and looked at the little bundle; Hagrid’s shoulders
shook, Professor McGonagall blinked furiously, and
the twinkling light that usually shone from
Dumbledore’s eyes seemed to have gone out.
“Well,” said Dumbledore finally, “that’s that. We’ve no
business staying here. We may as well go and join the
celebrations.”
“Yeah,” said Hagrid in a very muffled voice, “I’d best
get this bike away. G ’night, Professor McGonagall —
Professor Dumbledore, sir.”
Wiping his streaming eyes on his jacket sleeve, Hagrid
swung himself onto the motorcycle and kicked the
engine into life; with a roar it rose into the air and off
into the night.
“I shall see you soon, I expect, Professor McGonagall,”
said Dumbledore, nodding to her. Professor
McGonagall blew her nose in reply.
Dumbledore turned and walked back down the street.
On the corner he stopped and took out the silver Put-
Outer. He clicked it once, and twelve balls of light
sped back to their street lamps so that Privet Drive
glowed suddenly orange and he could make out a
tabby cat slinking around the corner at the other end
of the street. He could just see the bundle of blankets
on the step of number four.
“Good luck, Harry,” he murmured. He turned on his
heel and with a swish of his cloak, he was gone.
A breeze ruffled the neat hedges of Privet Drive, which
lay silent and tidy under the inky sky, the very last
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place you would expect astonishing things to happen.
Harry Potter rolled over inside his blankets without
waking up. One small hand closed on the letter
beside him and he slept on, not knowing he was
special, not knowing he was famous, not knowing he
would be woken in a few hours’ time by Mrs.
Dursley’s scream as she opened the front door to put
out the milk bottles, nor that he would spend the next
few weeks being prodded and pinched by his cousin
Dudley. ... He couldn’t know that at this very
moment, people meeting in secret all over the country
were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed
voices: “To Harry Potter — the boy who lived!”
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THE VANASHIG GLASS
Nearly ten years had passed since the Dursleys had
woken up to find their nephew on the front step, but
Privet Drive had hardly changed at all. The sun rose
on the same tidy front gardens and lit up the brass
number four on the Dursleys’ front door; it crept into
their living room, which was almost exactly the same
as it had been on the night when Mr. Dursley had
seen that fateful news report about the owls. Only the
photographs on the mantelpiece really showed how
much time had passed. Ten years ago, there had been
lots of pictures of what looked like a large pink beach
ball wearing different-colored bonnets — but Dudley
Dursley was no longer a baby, and now the
photographs showed a large blond boy riding his first
bicycle, on a carousel at the fair, playing a computer
game with his father, being hugged and kissed by his
mother. The room held no sign at all that another boy
lived in the house, too.
Yet Harry Potter was still there, asleep at the moment,
but not for long. His Aunt Petunia was awake and it
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was her shrill voice that made the first noise of the
day.
“Up! Get up! Now!”
Harry woke with a start. His aunt rapped on the door
again.
“Up!” she screeched. Harry heard her walking toward
the kitchen and then the sound of the frying pan
being put on the stove. He rolled onto his back and
tried to remember the dream he had been having. It
had been a good one. There had been a flying
motorcycle in it. He had a funny feeling he’d had the
same dream before.
His aunt was back outside the door.
“Are you up yet?” she demanded.
“Nearly,” said Harry.
“Well, get a move on, I want you to look after the
bacon. And don’t you dare let it burn, I want
everything perfect on Duddy’s birthday.”
Harry groaned.
“What did you say?” his aunt snapped through the
door.
“Nothing, nothing ...”
Dudley’s birthday — how could he have forgotten?
Harry got slowly out of bed and started looking for
socks. He found a pair under his bed and, after
pulling a spider off one of them, put them on. Harry
was used to spiders, because the cupboard under the
stairs was full of them, and that was where he slept.
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When he was dressed he went down the hall into the
kitchen. The table was almost hidden beneath all
Dudley’s birthday presents. It looked as though
Dudley had gotten the new computer he wanted, not
to mention the second television and the racing bike.
Exactly why Dudley wanted a racing bike was a
mystery to Harry, as Dudley was very fat and hated
exercise — unless of course it involved punching
somebody. Dudley’s favorite punching bag was Harry,
but he couldn’t often catch him. Harry didn’t look it,
but he was very fast.
Perhaps it had something to do with living in a dark
cupboard, but Harry had always been small and
skinny for his age. He looked even smaller and
skinnier than he really was because all he had to
wear were old clothes of Dudley’s, and Dudley was
about four times bigger than he was. Harry had a thin
face, knobbly knees, black hair, and bright green
eyes. He wore round glasses held together with a lot
of Scotch tape because of all the times Dudley had
punched him on the nose. The only thing Harry liked
about his own appearance was a very thin scar on his
forehead that was shaped like a bolt of lightning. He
had had it as long as he could remember, and the
first question he could ever remember asking his
Aunt Petunia was how he had gotten it.
“In the car crash when your parents died,” she had
said. “And don’t ask questions.”
Don’t ask questions — that was the first rule for a
quiet life with the Dursleys.
Uncle Vernon entered the kitchen as Harry was
turning over the bacon.
“Comb your hair!” he barked, by way of a morning
greeting.
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About once a week, Uncle Vernon looked over the top
of his newspaper and shouted that Harry needed a
haircut. Harry must have had more haircuts than the
rest of the boys in his class put together, but it made
no difference, his hair simply grew that way — all over
the place.
Harry was frying eggs by the time Dudley arrived in
the kitchen with his mother. Dudley looked a lot like
Uncle Vernon. He had a large pink face, not much
neck, small, watery blue eyes, and thick blond hair
that lay smoothly on his thick, fat head. Aunt Petunia
often said that Dudley looked like a baby angel —
Harry often said that Dudley looked like a pig in a
wig.
Harry put the plates of egg and bacon on the table,
which was difficult as there wasn’t much room.
Dudley, meanwhile, was counting his presents. His
face fell.
“Thirty-six,” he said, looking up at his mother and
father. “That’s two less than last year.”
“Darling, you haven’t counted Auntie Marge’s present,
see, it’s here under this big one from Mommy and
Daddy.”
“All right, thirty-seven then,” said Dudley, going red
in the face. Harry, who could see a huge Dudley
tantrum coming on, began wolfing down his bacon as
fast as possible in case Dudley turned the table over.
Aunt Petunia obviously scented danger, too, because
she said quickly, “And we’ll buy you another two
presents while we’re out today. How’s that, popkin?
Two more presents. Is that all right?”
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Dudley thought for a moment. It looked like hard
work. Finally he said slowly, “So I’ll have thirty ...
thirty ...”
“Thirty-nine, sweetums,” said Aunt Petunia.
“Oh.” Dudley sat down heavily and grabbed the
nearest parcel. “All right then.”
Uncle Vernon chuckled.
“Little tyke wants his money’s worth, just like his
father. ’Atta boy, Dudley!” He ruffled Dudley’s hair.
At that moment the telephone rang and Aunt Petunia
went to answer it while Harry and Uncle Vernon
watched Dudley unwrap the racing bike, a video
camera, a remote control airplane, sixteen new
computer games, and a VCR. He was ripping the
paper off a gold wristwatch when Aunt Petunia came
back from the telephone looking both angry and
worried.
“Bad news, Vernon,” she said. “Mrs. Figg’s broken her
leg. She can’t take him.” She jerked her head in
Harry’s direction.
Dudley’s mouth fell open in horror, but Harry’s heart
gave a leap. Every year on Dudley’s birthday, his
parents took him and a friend out for the day, to
adventure parks, hamburger restaurants, or the
movies. Every year, Harry was left behind with Mrs.
Figg, a mad old lady who lived two streets away.
Harry hated it there. The whole house smelled of
cabbage and Mrs. Figg made him look at photographs
of all the cats she’d ever owned.
“Now what?” said Aunt Petunia, looking furiously at
Harry as though he’d planned this. Harry knew he
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ought to feel sorry that Mrs. Figg had broken her leg,
but it wasn’t easy when he reminded himself it would
be a whole year before he had to look at Tibbies,