Bread

Bread serves as the primary antagonist in the game, relentlessly pursuing the player with its array of abilities and variations. Each type of bread poses a distinct threat, challenging players to adapt their strategies accordingly in their quest to survive the onslaught of doughy adversaries.

Note

None of the provided names are canon, except for Bread.

Bread

Base Health: 15

Abilities:

• Health Scaling: The character starts with 1 HP more for every 200 points.
• Tackle: Deals damage when they hit their opponents. Also takes knockback.

Appearance:

• Looks exactly like the bread Twemoji

Cameos:

• KylomaskGamer: May I interrupt your scrolling with dancing bread #animation
• KylomaskGamer: The bread dances again!! #animation

Jumpy Bread

Base Health: 15

Abilities:

• Health Scaling: The character starts with 1 HP more for every 200 points.
• High Jump: Jumps higher than usual.
• Turtle: Goes slower than normal.
• Tackle: Deals damage when they hit their opponents. Also takes knockback.

Appearance:

• Looks exactly like the bread Twemoji
• Blue

Speed Bread

Base Health: 15

Abilities:

• Health Scaling: The character starts with 1 HP more for every 200 points.
• I am speed: Moves faster than usual.
• Sneaky: Jumps lower than normal.
• Tackle: Deals damage when they hit their opponents. Also takes knockback.

Appearance:

• Looks exactly like the bread Twemoji
• Yellow

Blaster Bread

Base Health: 15

Abilities:

• Health Scaling: The character starts with 1 HP more for every 200 points.
• Slug: Goes immensely slow.
• Smart BLASTER: Shoots breadlets (bullets) at their opponent(s).
• Tackle: Deals damage when they hit their opponents. Also takes knockback.

Appearance:

• Looks exactly like the bread Twemoji
• Has a little shooter made of metal

Knife Bread

Base Health: 15 Abilities:

• Health Scaling: The character starts with 1 HP more for every 200 points.
• Slice: Deals a lot of damage when they hit their opponents. Also takes knockback.

Appearance:

• Looks exactly like the bread Twemoji
• Has a little knife

Shield Bread

Base Health: 45

Abilities:

• Health Scaling: The character starts with 3 HP more for every 200 points.
• Tackle: Deals damage when they hit their opponents. Also takes knockback.

Appearance:

• Looks exactly like the bread Twemoji
• Has a little shield Note: Numbers mentioned are divided by 3. They divide damage received by 3.

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Base Health: 15

Abilities:

• Health Scaling: The character starts with 1 HP more for every 200 points.
• Tackle: Deals damage when they hit their opponents. Also takes knockback.
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Appearance:

• Looks exactly like the bread Twemoji
• Looks a little glitchy

Plane Bread

Base Health: 15

Abilities:

• Health Scaling: The character starts with 1 HP more for every 200 points.
• Tackle: Deals damage when they hit their opponents. Also takes knockback.
• Minecraftelytraslowfallingcombo: This character glides slowly.

Appearance:

• Looks exactly like the bread Twemoji
• Has little wings

Ice Bread

Base Health: 15

Abilities:

• Health Scaling: The character starts with 1 HP more for every 200 points.
• Tackle: Deals damage when they hit their opponents. Also takes knockback.
• Cant stop movin': This character has insane friction.

Appearance:

• Looks exactly like the bread Twemoji
• Is cyan

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Bosses

In addition to the various types of bread players will encounter throughout the game, there are also formidable bosses that will test the skills of the players to the limit. These bosses are larger, stronger, and come with a unique set of abilities that make them even more challenging to defeat.

Helibread

Base Health: 1000

Abilities:

• Flight: The character can fly.
• Tackle: Deals a damage when they hit their opponents. Does not take knockback.
• Ratatatata: There is no cooldown on damage attacking.

Appearance:

• Looks exactly like the bread Twemoji
• Has a little propeller spinning

Thunderbread / Electric Bread

Base Health: 5000

Abilities:

• Tackle: Deals a damage when they hit their opponents. Also takes knockback.
• Shockball: Summons shockballs at random intervals that deals damage once.
• Thunderbolt: Throws thunderbolts at random intervals.
• COME BACK HERE: Teleports forward at random intervals.

Appearance:

• Looks exactly like the bread Twemoji
• Has a little propeller spinning

Longsword Bread / Katana Bread

Base Health: 9000

Abilities:

• Tackle: Deals a damage when they hit their opponents. Also takes knockback.
• Swing: Swings its sword, causing a slice wave to appear. Deflected by bullets.
• Sword Jump: Swings it sword on the ground, causing the physics to mess up and throw the character really high.

Appearance:

• Looks exactly like the bread Twemoji
• Has a longsword

Large Sludge Bread

Base Health: 750% Size

Abilities:

• Tackle: Deals a damage when they hit their opponents. Also takes knockback.
• Split: 1 in 25 chance the boss splits in half, each increasing their size by 10%.
• Overdivide: The boss can take EXACTLY 5% size damage on hit.

Appearance:

• Looks exactly like the bread Twemoji
• Is green and slimy

Note: Split is inactive if the character is less than 31% size. 2nd Note: All instances of the character must be removed in order to be considered dead.

Wizard Bread / ABRACADABRA

Base Health: 20000 / 30000 (50000 total)

Abilities:

• [1] Tackle: Deals a damage when they hit their opponents. Also takes knockback.
• Arcane Bullet: Throws bullets at random intervals.
• Arcane Laser: Summons lasers around the player at random intervals.
• Double Hearted: This character has 2 phases.
• [2] Arcane Laser IV: Summons lasers in a circle and that spins.
• COME BACK HERE: Teleports forward when it is far away from the opponent.

Appearance:

• [1] Looks exactly like the bread Twemoji
• [1] Has a wand on the first phase
• [2] Is a pink diamond

Note: We will excessively use [X] where X is the phase for phased bosses throughout the wiki.

Fire Bread

Base Health: 55000

Abilities:

• Tackle: Deals a damage when they hit their opponents. Also takes knockback.
• Speed Mimic: This boss' speed is nearly the same as you, but it's capped at 1.5x instead of your 2x and has a final multiplyer of 2.5x.
• Fireball Barrage: Shoots fireballs which bounces on the ground at short intervals.

Appearance:

• Looks exactly like the bread Twemoji
• Is orange and red (well, pastel)

Note: Stack up on speed during intermission. You can simply run from there, unless you want to initiate a physical battle.

Planned Bosses

These bosses are planned, but not on the game yet.

Vegan Bread

Base Health: 20000 / 30000 / 40000 (90000 total)

Abilities:

• Tackle: Deals a damage when they hit their opponents. Also takes knockback.
• Tri-Hearted: This boss has a whopping 3 PHASES!
• [1] Pitchfork: The boss wields a pitchfork.
  • Swing: Swings the pitchfork on contact, dealing a medium amount of damage.
  • Fling: Defying the laws of physics, the pitchfork is used as a jumping rope and retracting the weapon to the boss.
• [2] Plants: The boss uses their crops as weapons.
  • Veggie Volley: Launches a rapid barrage of assorted veggies, each with unique effects.
    • Carrot: On direct hit, blurs the entire screen for 2 seconds.
    • Tomato: Causes the player to lose health over time for 3s.
    • Eggplant: Slows down the movement speed of the player for 2 seconds.
    • Chili Pepper: Inflicts a temporary fiery aura on players, causing them to take additional damage from attacks for a 4 seconds.
    • Cabbage: Creates a small area effect that briefly slows down the speed of the player.
• [3] T R E E: The boss wields an entire tree.
  • Swing: Swings the pitchfork on contact, dealing a HUGE amount of damage.
  • Overranged: Compared to the pitchfork, the initiation requirement for Swing is a higher range.
  • Fling: Defying the laws of physics, the T R E E is used as a jumping rope and retracting the weapon to the boss.
  • Veggie Volley: Launches a mid-rapid barrage of veggies, each with unique effects.
    • Carrot: On direct hit, blurs the entire screen for 2 seconds.
    • Tomato: Causes the player to lose health over time for 3s.
    • Eggplant: Slows down the movement speed of the player for 2 seconds.
    • Chili Pepper: Inflicts a temporary fiery aura on players, causing them to take additional damage from attacks for a 4 seconds.
    • Cabbage: Creates a small area effect that briefly slows down the speed of the player.

Appearance:

• Looks exactly like the bread Twemoji
• Has a straw hat

Note: EAT!!! YOUR!!!! VEGETABLEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!! 2nd note: I apologize to those who believe TOMATO is a FRUIT, not a VEGETABLE. In this game, however, we're all about the veggie power! (Your understanding is appreciated.)

DJ Bread

Base Health: ???

Abilities:

• [2] Tackle: Deals a damage when they hit their opponents. Also takes knockback.
• Dual-Hearted: This boss has 2 phases.
• [1] Protective Shield Crystals: Summons 4 Shield Crystals, immunizing the boss from all damage. All crystals have 20,000 HP.
• Unfreeze the clock: Entering the shop does not pause the game while the current boss is alive.
• Bullet Storm: Shoots bullets, and explodes into a small burst. Bullets affected by the burst explode as well.
• Bullet Laser: Shoots a LASER OF BULLETS that deals near-massive damage.
• Time Tickin': The player has 5 minutes / 3 minutes to defeat the boss.
• [2] Well we gotta make the boss be stronger in its second phase right: The boss deals 1.5x damage on ALL ATTACKS.

Appearance:

• Looks exactly like the bread Twemoji
• Has gamer headphones
• [1] Has a boombox
• [2] Has a turntable

Rocket Bread

Base Health: 3 / 3 / 3 / 3 / 3 / 3 / 3 / 3 / 3 / 3 / 3 / 3 / 3 / 3 / 3 / 3 / 3 / 3 / 3 / 3 / 1 (31 total)

Abilities:

• Nullification: All damage recieved are zerothed*.
• Flyyyyyyy: This boss flies all the time.
• Twenty Hearted: This boss has 20 phases, with a 3s cooldown between each phase.
• [1-20] Cursor: A cursor appears, which can delete anything when charged (2s to charge).
• [2-20] Cursor: A cursor appears, which can delete anything when charged (2s to charge).
• [3-20] Cursor: A cursor appears, which can delete anything when charged (2s to charge).
• [4-20] Cursor: A cursor appears, which can delete anything when charged (2s to charge).
• [5-20] Cursor: A cursor appears, which can delete anything when charged (2s to charge).
• [6-20] Cursor: A cursor appears, which can delete anything when charged (2s to charge).
• [7-20] Cursor: A cursor appears, which can delete anything when charged (2s to charge).
• [8-20] Cursor: A cursor appears, which can delete anything when charged (2s to charge).
• [9-20] Cursor: A cursor appears, which can delete anything when charged (2s to charge).
• [10-20] Cursor: A cursor appears, which can delete anything when charged (2s to charge).
• [11-20] Cursor: A cursor appears, which can delete anything when charged (2s to charge).
• [12-20] Cursor: A cursor appears, which can delete anything when charged (2s to charge).
• [13-20] Cursor: A cursor appears, which can delete anything when charged (2s to charge).
• [14-20] Cursor: A cursor appears, which can delete anything when charged (2s to charge).
• [15-20] Cursor: A cursor appears, which can delete anything when charged (2s to charge).
• [16-20] Cursor: A cursor appears, which can delete anything when charged (2s to charge).
• [17-20] Cursor: A cursor appears, which can delete anything when charged (2s to charge).
• [18-20] Cursor: A cursor appears, which can delete anything when charged (2s to charge).
• [19-20] Cursor: A cursor appears, which can delete anything when charged (2s to charge).
• [20] Cursor: A cursor appears, which can delete anything when charged (2s to charge).
• (The cursors stack, so 10 cursors are in the stage when in phase 10)
• [21] Do the funny: All 20 cursors get hacked by GODILA and form a classic meme. GODILA asks you to say the next line for GODILA to be able to kill the boss. When failed, returns to phase 15.

Appearance:

• Looks exactly like the bread Twemoji
• Is in a rocketship

Note: Zerothed means to the 0th power. According to math laws, anything to the power of 0 is 1.