Skip to content

Slowly increase opacity on <body> until you're paid!

Notifications You must be signed in to change notification settings

archae0pteryx/pay-me-by

Folders and files

NameName
Last commit message
Last commit date

Latest commit

 

History

38 Commits
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Repository files navigation

Pay Me By

NOTE: This is not an original idea! I make no claims to the brilliance of this idea. I've only added my own special sauce

A zero dependency utility to inject a pre commit git hook to add opacity to the body tag of a project and increase it's value using a complex algorithm:

body.opacity = (now / when) * how pissed i am

This is especially useful when clients continually hit you with:

Your check is on the way

I'll have it tommorow

I'll have to get back to you

Because it's injected via a pre-commit hook, deleting the injection from the index.html will only result in it being re injected on the next commit...

You can find all this out and more by running this simple curl command in the project directory:

command here

About

Slowly increase opacity on <body> until you're paid!

Resources

Stars

Watchers

Forks

Releases

No releases published

Packages

No packages published