Nuke a never-used easter egg.

SEEDS

@@ -21,6 +21,7 @@ HAVE NO FEAR LOUDBOT IS HERE
 HEY, YOU. YOU'RE FINALLY AWAKE. YOU WERE TRYING TO CROSS THE BORDER, RIGHT? WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT IMPERIAL AMBUSH, SAME AS US, AND THAT THIEF OVER THERE.
 HUGE MISTAKE
 I GOT TO THINKING… MAYBE I’M THE DRAGONBORN AND I JUST DON’T KNOW IT YET!
+I JUST LIKE SERVALS, OKAY?
 I KNOW I'VE MADE SOME VERY POOR DECISIONS RECENTLY, BUT I CAN GIVE YOU MY COMPLETE ASSURANCE THAT MY WORK WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL. I'VE STILL GOT THE GREATEST ENTHUSIASM AND CONFIDENCE IN THE MISSION.
 I LIKE YOUR OPTIMISM
 I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU, THEN I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE.

src/bin/SEED.rs

@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 #![allow(non_snake_case)]
 //! SEED fills out redis with data for all the special features and then
 //! adds shouts from files listed as arguments.
-//! Example usage: `SEED SEEDS WHALES custom.txt`
+//! Example usage: `SEED SEEDS custom.txt`
 //! All seed files must be newline-delimited text files.
 use anyhow::{Context, Result};
 use dotenv::dotenv;
@@ -72,7 +72,6 @@ fn main() -> Result<()> {
     seed_from_file(&mut rcon, "STAR_FIGHTING", &swkey, true)?;
     seed_from_file(&mut rcon, "SHIPS", &shipkey, true)?;
     seed_from_file(&mut rcon, "MALCOLM", &malckey, true)?;
-    seed_from_file(&mut rcon, "WHALES", &format!("{}:WHALES", redis_prefix), true)?;
 
     for f in std::env::args().skip(1) {
         seed_from_file(&mut rcon, &f, &yellkey, false)?;

src/loudbot.rs

@@ -23,8 +23,6 @@ const SHIPS: &str = "LB:SHIPS";
 const CATS: &str = "LB:CAT";
 /// Redis key for a set of URLs for GIFs of Malcolm Tucker.
 const MALCOLM: &str = "LB:MALC";
-/// Redis key for set of Moby Dick chapter titles.
-const WHALES: &str = "LB:WHALES";
 /// Redis key for count of times yelled
 const COUNT: &str = "LB:COUNT";
 
@@ -187,8 +185,6 @@ pub struct Classifier {
     malc: Regex,
     /// "Fuckity bye" gets a special from Malcolm Tucker.
     fuckity: Regex,
-    /// The Moby Dick easter egg pattern.
-    whales: Regex,
 }
 
 impl Classifier {
@@ -203,7 +199,6 @@ impl Classifier {
             ship: Regex::new(r"(?i)\bSHIP ?NAME\b").unwrap(),
             ignore: Regex::new(IGNORE).unwrap(),
             sw: Regex::new(SW).unwrap(),
-            whales: Regex::new(r"(?i)\bMOBY +DICK\b").unwrap(),
             swears: regex::RegexSet::new(&[
                 r"(?i).*FUCK.*",
                 r"(?i)\bCUNT\b",
@@ -226,9 +221,6 @@ impl Classifier {
             Retort::Random(CATS.to_string())
         } else if self.ship.is_match(text) {
             Retort::Random(SHIPS.to_string())
-        } else if self.whales.is_match(text) {
-            log::info!("moby dick triggered");
-            Retort::Random(WHALES.to_string())
         } else if self.report.is_match(text) {
             Retort::Report
         } else if self.intro.is_match(text) {
@@ -303,17 +295,6 @@ mod tests {
         assert!(patt.is_match("third moon of Endor"));
     }
 
-    #[test]
-    fn whale_easter_egg() {
-        let detector = Classifier::new(0);
-
-        assert!(detector.whales.is_match("moby dick"));
-        assert!(detector.whales.is_match("herman melville wrote moby dick which is about whales and stuff"));
-        assert!(detector.whales.is_match("moby  dick"));
-        assert!(detector.whales.is_match("MOBY DICK"));
-        assert!(!detector.whales.is_match("MOBY DICKLESS"));
-    }
-
     #[test]
     fn scunthorpe_problem() {
         let detector = Classifier::new(100);