done woo

code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/mineral.dm

@@ -324,3 +324,11 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(iron_recipes, list ( \
 	perunit = 2000
 	stack_id = "chitin"
 	black_market_value = 35
+
+/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/chitin/metal
+	name = "unknown metal"
+	desc = "An unknown, dark metal."
+	singular_name = "unknown metal sheet"
+	icon_state = "sheet-chitin"
+	sheettype = "unknownmetal"
+	stack_id = "unknownmetal"

code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm

@@ -169,6 +169,10 @@ var/list/admin_verbs_major_event = list(
 	/client/proc/toggle_cutscene_verb,
 	/client/proc/decay_old_simulation_cutscene_verb,
 	/client/proc/go_to_next_simulation_verb,
+	/client/proc/boss_roar_verb,
+	/client/proc/boss_finish_verb,
+	/client/proc/end_game_good,
+	/client/proc/end_game_bad,
 )
 
 var/list/admin_verbs_spawn = list(

code/modules/simulacrum/simulacrumcutscenes.dm

@@ -95,7 +95,7 @@
 
 /proc/simulacrum_text_6(mob/living/carbon/human/human, should_roar)
 	var/atom/movable/screen/text/screen_text/text_box = new /atom/movable/screen/text/screen_text/simulacrum_message()
-	text_box.text_to_play = "192 Simulations Later..."
+	text_box.text_to_play = "321 Simulations Later..."
 	text_box.player = human.client
 	text_box.color = "#8a2398"
 	LAZYADD(human.client.screen_texts, text_box)
@@ -104,4 +104,87 @@
 	text_box.after_play()
 	teleport_to_simulation(human, should_roar, FALSE)
 
-// Write the ending one later
+/proc/simulacrum_text_ending_good(mob/living/carbon/human/human)
+	var/atom/movable/screen/text/screen_text/text_box = new /atom/movable/screen/text/screen_text/simulacrum_message()
+	text_box.text_to_play = "It's finally over."
+	text_box.player = human.client
+	text_box.color = "#233598"
+	LAZYADD(human.client.screen_texts, text_box)
+	text_box.play_to_client()
+	sleep(2.5 SECONDS)
+	var/atom/movable/screen/text/screen_text/body = new /atom/movable/screen/text/screen_text/simulacrum_message/body()
+	body.text_to_play = "As the dropship flies through space, your squad doesn't talk much. There's too much to think about, too many battles seen to process."
+	body.player = human.client
+	body.color = "#535ca9"
+	LAZYADD(human.client.screen_texts, body)
+	body.play_to_client()
+	sleep(3 SECONDS)
+	var/atom/movable/screen/text/screen_text/body2 = new /atom/movable/screen/text/screen_text/simulacrum_message/body/secondary()
+	body2.text_to_play = "The following week is a blur, with countless interviews and medical screenings being done. But life goes on."
+	body2.player = human.client
+	body2.color = "#535ca9"
+	LAZYADD(human.client.screen_texts, body2)
+	body2.play_to_client()
+	sleep(3 SECONDS)
+	var/assembled_fatestring = ""
+	for(var/fate in GLOB.simulation_controller.fate_list)
+		assembled_fatestring += "[fate][fate == GLOB.simulation_controller.fate_list[length(GLOB.simulation_controller.fate_list)] ? "" : "<br>"]"
+	var/atom/movable/screen/text/screen_text/body3 = new /atom/movable/screen/text/screen_text/simulacrum_message/body/fatelist()
+	body3.text_to_play = assembled_fatestring
+	body3.player = human.client
+	body3.color = "#535ca9"
+	LAZYADD(human.client.screen_texts, body3)
+	body3.play_to_client()
+	sleep(5 SECONDS)
+	text_box.after_play()
+	body.after_play()
+	body2.after_play()
+	body3.after_play()
+	sleep(7 SECONDS)
+	simulacrum_text_ending_good_2(human)
+
+/proc/simulacrum_text_ending_good_2(mob/living/carbon/human/human)
+	var/atom/movable/screen/text/screen_text/text_box = new /atom/movable/screen/text/screen_text/simulacrum_message()
+	text_box.text_to_play = "..."
+	text_box.player = human.client
+	text_box.color = "#8a2398"
+	LAZYADD(human.client.screen_texts, text_box)
+	text_box.play_to_client()
+	sleep(2.5 SECONDS)
+	var/atom/movable/screen/text/screen_text/body = new /atom/movable/screen/text/screen_text/simulacrum_message/body()
+	body.text_to_play = "\"Why am I back here? I'm dead, aren't I?\""
+	body.player = human.client
+	body.color = "#9f53a9"
+	LAZYADD(human.client.screen_texts, body)
+	body.play_to_client()
+	sleep(2.5 SECONDS)
+	text_box.after_play()
+	body.after_play()
+	teleport_to_simulation(human, FALSE, FALSE)
+	message_admins("END THE ROUND IN A LITTLE TINY BIT")
+
+/proc/simulacrum_text_ending_bad(mob/living/carbon/human/human, should_roar)
+	var/atom/movable/screen/text/screen_text/text_box = new /atom/movable/screen/text/screen_text/simulacrum_message()
+	text_box.text_to_play = "That was our chance."
+	text_box.player = human.client
+	text_box.color = "#8a2398"
+	LAZYADD(human.client.screen_texts, text_box)
+	text_box.play_to_client()
+	sleep(2.5 SECONDS)
+	var/atom/movable/screen/text/screen_text/body = new /atom/movable/screen/text/screen_text/simulacrum_message/body()
+	body.text_to_play = "You know it still watches. It simulates, endlessly. A thousand more deaths you may experience, that is certain."
+	body.player = human.client
+	body.color = "#9f53a9"
+	LAZYADD(human.client.screen_texts, body)
+	body.play_to_client()
+	sleep(5 SECONDS)
+	text_box.after_play()
+	body.after_play()
+	message_admins("END THE ROUND NOW")
+	sleep(15 SECONDS)
+	if(human.client)
+		winset(human.client, "infowindow", "is-visible=true")
+		winset(human.client, "outputwindow", "is-visible=true")
+		winset(human.client, "mainwindow.split", "splitter=400")
+		human.client.fit_viewport()
+		human.client.nuke_chat()

code/modules/simulacrum/simulacrumevent.dm

@@ -1,3 +1,5 @@
+// <p>The USS Rover has detected a distorted signal on the desert planet of LV-739. In accordance with standard procedure, ship has been taken out of FTL travel and crew awakened for possible distress signal. Signal is detected 73.8 meters at heading 98.6 degrees from landing zone.</p>
+
 /turf/open/floor/void
 	name = "empty space"
 	desc = "A dark surface with no reflection or sound. Darker than the black of the abyss."
@@ -110,6 +112,37 @@
 	icon_state = "ancient-4"
 	overlay_iconstate = "ancient-4fx"
 
+/obj/structure/simulacrum_device/central/destructable
+	breakable = TRUE
+	indestructible = FALSE
+	unacidable = FALSE
+	health = 5000
+	debris = list(/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/chitin/metal)
+	var/been_shot = FALSE
+
+/obj/structure/simulacrum_device/central/destructable/get_examine_text(mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(health > 4000)
+		. += SPAN_INFO("It looks undamaged.")
+	else if(health > 2500)
+		. += SPAN_INFO("It looks fairly damaged.")
+	else if(health > 1000)
+		. += SPAN_INFO("It looks like it's falling apart!")
+
+/obj/structure/simulacrum_device/central/destructable/bullet_act(obj/projectile/P)
+	. = ..()
+	health -= P.ammo.damage
+	if(!been_shot)
+		visible_message(SPAN_BOLDNOTICE("[src] lets out a small psychic groan as bullets chip away at its metal."))
+		been_shot = TRUE
+	if(health <= 0)
+		handle_debris(0, 0)
+		deconstruct(FALSE)
+
+/obj/structure/simulacrum_device/central/destructable/handle_debris(severity = 0, direction = 0)
+	visible_message(SPAN_NOTICE("[src] shatters to pieces, an unearthly low groan being the last noise it makes."))
+	return ..()
+
 /obj/structure/simulacrum_device/pillar
 	icon_state = "ancient-2"
 	overlay_iconstate = "ancient-2fx"
@@ -133,3 +166,23 @@
 
 	to_chat(user, SPAN_NOTICE("You enter through the door into the pitch darkness. No going back now."))
 	user.forceMove(locate(4, 165, 2))
+
+/obj/structure/simulacrum_ladder
+	name = "ladder"
+	desc = "A sturdy metal ladder. There's sunshine coming down through the hole above."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/structures/structures.dmi'
+	icon_state = "ladder11"
+	indestructible = TRUE
+	unacidable = TRUE
+	light_color = "#ffffff"
+	light_power = 4
+	light_range = 4
+
+/obj/structure/simulacrum_ladder/attack_hand(mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	to_chat(user, SPAN_NOTICE("You begin to go up the ladder..."))
+	if(!do_after(user, 5 SECONDS, INTERRUPT_ALL, BUSY_ICON_GENERIC))
+		return
+
+	to_chat(user, SPAN_NOTICE("You go up the ladder, and out into the bright desert sun."))
+	user.forceMove(locate(78, 106, 2))

code/modules/simulacrum/simulacrummisc.dm

@@ -18,6 +18,10 @@
 /atom/movable/screen/text/screen_text/simulacrum_message/body/secondary
 	screen_loc = "LEFT,TOP-5"
 
+/atom/movable/screen/text/screen_text/simulacrum_message/body/fatelist
+	screen_loc = "LEFT,TOP-6.5"
+
+
 /atom/movable/screen/text/screen_text/simulacrum_message/play_to_client()
 	player?.add_to_screen(src)
 	if(fade_in_time)

code/modules/simulacrum/simulacrumprocs.dm

@@ -59,7 +59,7 @@
 	to_chat(human, SPAN_BOLDWARNING("You collapse, drifting to unconsciousness as this cacaphony of sound assaults your senses."))
 	overlay_screen.icon_state = "impairedoverlay7"
 	human.Stun(100000000)
-	human.SetEarDeafness(1000000000)
+	human.loc = null
 	human.SetEyeBlind(100000000)
 	save_human(human)
 	human.ghost_locked = TRUE
@@ -73,24 +73,27 @@
 	simulacrum_text_1(human)
 
 /proc/teleport_to_simulation(mob/living/carbon/human/human, roar = TRUE, initial_run = FALSE)
-	human.forceMove(locate(GLOB.simulation_controller.next_simulation[1], GLOB.simulation_controller.next_simulation[2], GLOB.simulation_controller.next_simulation[3]))
+	var/turf/teleport_turf = locate(GLOB.simulation_controller.next_simulation[1], GLOB.simulation_controller.next_simulation[2], GLOB.simulation_controller.next_simulation[3])
+	var/turf/picked_turf = pick(block(teleport_turf.x - 1, teleport_turf.y - 1, teleport_turf.z, teleport_turf.x + 1, teleport_turf.y + 1, teleport_turf.z))
+	human.forceMove(picked_turf)
 	if(!initial_run)
 		load_human(human)
 	sleep(4 SECONDS) // give time for weeds and me
+	to_chat(human, SPAN_NOTICE("You appear from the nothingness."))
 	if(human.client)
 		winset(human.client, "infowindow", "is-visible=true")
 		winset(human.client, "outputwindow", "is-visible=true")
 		winset(human.client, "mainwindow.split", "splitter=400")
 		human.client.fit_viewport()
 		human.client.nuke_chat()
+		if(roar)
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, GLOBAL_PROC_REF(playsound_client), human.client, 'sound/voice/alien_distantroar_3.ogg', human.loc, 55, FALSE), 10 SECONDS)
 	human.hudswitch_blocked = FALSE
 	human.hud_used.show_hud(HUD_STYLE_STANDARD, human)
 	human.SetStun(0)
-	human.SetEarDeafness(0)
 	human.SetEyeBlind(0)
 	human.rejuvenate()
 	human.clear_fullscreen("simulacrum_ko", TRUE)
-	to_chat(human, SPAN_NOTICE("You appear from the nothingness."))
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human
 	var/ghost_locked = FALSE
@@ -107,12 +110,16 @@ GLOBAL_DATUM_INIT(simulation_controller, /datum/simulation_controller, new)
 	var/list/non_completed_simulations = list(
 		"desert_dam" = list(list(61, 194, 3), list(98, 194, 3), list(135, 194, 3)),
 		"varadero" = list(list(24, 162, 3), list(58, 162, 3), list(92, 162, 3)),
+		"ice_colony" = list(list(19, 128, 3), list(55, 128, 3), list(91, 128, 3)),
+		"chances_claim" = list(list(23, 86, 3), list(61, 86, 3), list(99, 86, 3)),
+		"final" = list(list(19, 54, 3)),
 	)
 	var/list/next_simulation = list(24, 194, 3)
 	var/list/non_completed_cutscenes = list("2", "3", "4", "5", "6")
 	var/next_cutscene = ""
 	var/current_cutscene_completed = FALSE
 	var/everyone_already_koed
+	var/list/fate_list = list()
 
 /client/proc/pick_simulation_verb()
 	set name = "Pick Next Simulation"
@@ -193,6 +200,9 @@ GLOBAL_DATUM_INIT(simulation_controller, /datum/simulation_controller, new)
 		to_chat(src, SPAN_NOTICE("Next simulation has not been selected."))
 		return
 
+	if(tgui_input_list(src, "Are you sure you want to advance the simulation?", "Advance?", list("yes", "no")) != "yes")
+		return
+
 	to_chat(src, SPAN_NOTICE("Advancing simulation. Cutscene [GLOB.simulation_controller.next_cutscene ? "will" : "will not"] play."))
 
 	for(var/savename in GLOB.simulacrum_playersaves)
@@ -205,7 +215,7 @@ GLOBAL_DATUM_INIT(simulation_controller, /datum/simulation_controller, new)
 		var/atom/movable/screen/fullscreen/overlay_screen = save.tied_human.overlay_fullscreen("simulacrum_ko", /atom/movable/screen/fullscreen/impaired)
 		overlay_screen.icon_state = "impairedoverlay7"
 		save.tied_human.Stun(100000000)
-		save.tied_human.SetEarDeafness(1000000000)
+		save.tied_human.loc = null
 		save.tied_human.SetEyeBlind(100000000)
 		save.tied_human.hudswitch_blocked = TRUE
 		save.tied_human.hud_used.show_hud(HUD_STYLE_NOHUD, save.tied_human)
@@ -224,4 +234,108 @@ GLOBAL_DATUM_INIT(simulation_controller, /datum/simulation_controller, new)
 				if("5")
 					INVOKE_ASYNC(GLOBAL_PROC, GLOBAL_PROC_REF(simulacrum_text_5), save.tied_human, TRUE)
 				if("6")
-					INVOKE_ASYNC(GLOBAL_PROC, GLOBAL_PROC_REF(simulacrum_text_6), save.tied_human, TRUE)
+					INVOKE_ASYNC(GLOBAL_PROC, GLOBAL_PROC_REF(simulacrum_text_6), save.tied_human, FALSE)
+
+		else
+			INVOKE_ASYNC(GLOBAL_PROC, GLOBAL_PROC_REF(teleport_to_simulation), save.tied_human, TRUE, FALSE)
+
+/client/proc/boss_roar_verb()
+	set name = "Boss Roar"
+	set category = "Admin.Simulation"
+
+	if(!check_rights(R_EVENT))
+		return
+
+	for(var/savename in GLOB.simulacrum_playersaves)
+		var/datum/simulacrum_humansave/save = GLOB.simulacrum_playersaves[savename]
+		to_chat(save.tied_human, SPAN_BOLDWARNING("The strange device lets out a low groan as xenomorphs start to appear from nothingness!"))
+
+/client/proc/boss_finish_verb()
+	set name = "Boss Finished"
+	set category = "Admin.Simulation"
+
+	if(!check_rights(R_EVENT))
+		return
+
+	for(var/savename in GLOB.simulacrum_playersaves)
+		var/datum/simulacrum_humansave/save = GLOB.simulacrum_playersaves[savename]
+		to_chat(save.tied_human, SPAN_BOLDWARNING("You now see the faintest sign of light to your south."))
+
+	for(var/turf/T as anything in block(56, 54, 3, 68, 54, 3))
+		T.ChangeTurf(/turf/open/floor/void)
+
+/client/proc/end_game_good()
+	set name = "Game End - Good"
+	set category = "Admin.Simulation"
+
+	if(!check_rights(R_EVENT))
+		return
+
+	if(tgui_input_list(src, "Are you sure you want to end the game well?", "End game?", list("yes", "no")) != "yes")
+		return
+
+	assemble_fates()
+	for(var/savename in GLOB.simulacrum_playersaves)
+		var/datum/simulacrum_humansave/save = GLOB.simulacrum_playersaves[savename]
+		if(!save.tied_human)
+			message_admins("FUCKFUCKFUCK. A save with ckey [save.tied_ckey] no longer has a tied human!!!! FUCK2")
+			continue
+
+		save.tied_human.Stun(100000000)
+		save.tied_human.loc = null
+		save.tied_human.SetEyeBlind(100000000)
+		save.tied_human.hudswitch_blocked = TRUE
+		save.tied_human.hud_used.show_hud(HUD_STYLE_NOHUD, save.tied_human)
+		winset(save.tied_human, "mainwindow.split", "splitter=1000")
+		winset(save.tied_human, "infowindow", "is-visible=false")
+		winset(save.tied_human, "outputwindow", "is-visible=false")
+
+		INVOKE_ASYNC(GLOBAL_PROC, GLOBAL_PROC_REF(simulacrum_text_ending_good), save.tied_human)
+
+/client/proc/end_game_bad()
+	set name = "Game End - Bad"
+	set category = "Admin.Simulation"
+
+	if(!check_rights(R_EVENT))
+		return
+
+	if(tgui_input_list(src, "Are you sure you want to end the game badly?", "End game?", list("yes", "no")) != "yes")
+		return
+
+	assemble_fates()
+	for(var/savename in GLOB.simulacrum_playersaves)
+		var/datum/simulacrum_humansave/save = GLOB.simulacrum_playersaves[savename]
+		if(!save.tied_human)
+			message_admins("FUCKFUCKFUCK. A save with ckey [save.tied_ckey] no longer has a tied human!!!! FUCK3")
+			continue
+
+		save.tied_human.Stun(100000000)
+		save.tied_human.loc = null
+		save.tied_human.SetEyeBlind(100000000)
+		save.tied_human.hudswitch_blocked = TRUE
+		save.tied_human.hud_used.show_hud(HUD_STYLE_NOHUD, save.tied_human)
+		winset(save.tied_human, "mainwindow.split", "splitter=1000")
+		winset(save.tied_human, "infowindow", "is-visible=false")
+		winset(save.tied_human, "outputwindow", "is-visible=false")
+
+		INVOKE_ASYNC(GLOBAL_PROC, GLOBAL_PROC_REF(simulacrum_text_ending_bad), save.tied_human)
+
+/proc/assemble_fates()
+	var/list/human_names = list()
+	var/list/fate_list_pre = list(
+		"Following their harrowing experience, %NAME% quietly left the USCM at the first opportunity. %NAME% retired to the backwater colony of LV-325, living out their days peacefully. They died on August 9th, 2238 of natural causes.",
+		"%NAME% continued their enlistment in the USCM following the incident. They were killed in a USCM raid on a CLF cell on June 14th, 2185.",
+		"%NAME% became far more withdrawn after the incident. Once discharged from the USCM, they moved to Station 949, becoming a private security officer. They passed away from a rapidly-expanding brain tumor on Febuary 14th, 2199.",
+		// Add more later
+	)
+	var/list/final_fates = list()
+	for(var/savename in GLOB.simulacrum_playersaves)
+		var/datum/simulacrum_humansave/save = GLOB.simulacrum_playersaves[savename]
+		human_names += save.tied_human.real_name
+
+	for(var/name in human_names)
+		var/fate_string = pick(fate_list_pre)
+		fate_list_pre -= fate_string
+		final_fates += replacetext(fate_string, "%NAME%", name)
+
+	GLOB.simulation_controller.fate_list = final_fates