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unfucks that.
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KoishiVibe committed Jun 6, 2024
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var/title //email title
var/entry_text //email content

//emails for the Golden Arrow. Implementation... soon?
/datum/fluff_email/golden_arrow

/datum/fluff_email/golden_arrow/section_a
title = "Section A shore leave???"
entry_text = {"<html>
LOG//:WEBMASTER/RETRIEVE/EMAIL
LOG//:DISPLAY/'Welcome to the secured USS Golden Arrow Intranet.'
swear to god dude this is such bs. fuckin "enhanced readiness" my ass,
transfer someone over so we're not workin with half strength platoons out here! god!
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I can tell even the gunny ain't happy about this shit, the Lt's putting on a smile
but we all seen her and that friggin picture of her girlfriend she got in her wallet or whatever.
What happened to overtime pay?
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"}

/datum/fluff_email/golden_arrow/section_a/reply1
title = "RE: Section A shore leave???"
entry_text = {"<html>
LOG//:WEBMASTER/RETRIEVE/EMAIL
LOG//:DISPLAY/'Welcome to the secured USS Golden Arrow Intranet.'
[...]
<br>
<br>
Okay, listen, yeah I know it's bullshit but we've got all their support gear to play with and
it's at least less fucked in the barracks if we overnight somewhere. Too many stinking bodies is
hell on earth, right?
Also. C'mon, dude. I know what you really want. You're looking at getting that bet money from Carmen
right? :)
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"}

/datum/fluff_email/golden_arrow/section_a/reply2
title = "RE: RE: Section A shore leave???"
entry_text = {"<html>
LOG//:WEBMASTER/RETRIEVE/EMAIL
LOG//:DISPLAY/'Welcome to the secured USS Golden Arrow Intranet.'
[...]
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[...]
we've got their support gear to play with but where'd all the ordinance go???? Lt says the
ammo supply for the M83A2s is fine, but 'new regulations' require him to store it under
the automated quartermaster's supervision??? if that's true, why're the M40s laying out??
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also fuck you, i earned that shit. the spicy peanut milk fuckin sucked.
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"}

//emails for the Almayer computers
/datum/fluff_email/almayer

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