MRECommit

code/game/machinery/vending/vendor_types/squad_prep/squad_prep.dm

@@ -305,7 +305,7 @@
 /obj/structure/machinery/cm_vending/sorted/cargo_guns/squad/populate_product_list(scale)
 	listed_products = list(
 		list("FOOD", -1, null, null),
-		list("MRE", round(scale * 5), /obj/item/storage/box/MRE, VENDOR_ITEM_REGULAR),
+		list("MRE", round(scale * 5), /obj/item/storage/box/MRE/nofluff, VENDOR_ITEM_REGULAR),
 		list("MRE Box", round(scale * 1), /obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/misc/mre, VENDOR_ITEM_REGULAR),
 
 		list("TOOLS", -1, null, null),

code/game/objects/items/storage/boxes.dm

@@ -762,6 +762,23 @@
 		isopened = 1
 		icon_state = "mealpackopened"
 
+/obj/item/storage/box/MRE/nofluff
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/MRE/nofluff/fill_preset_inventory()
+	pickfluffflavor()
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/MRE/nofluff/proc/pickfluffflavor()
+	var/main = pick("boneless pork ribs", "grilled chicken", "pizza square", "spaghetti chunks", "chicken tender")
+	var/second = pick("cracker", "cheese spread", "rice onigiri", "mashed potatoes", "risotto")
+	var/side = pick("biscuit", "meatballs", "pretzels", "peanuts", "sushi")
+	var/desert = pick("spiced apples", "chocolate brownie", "sugar cookie", "coco bar", "flan", "honey flan")
+	name = "[initial(name)] ([main])"
+	//1 in 3 chance of getting a fortune cookie
+	new /obj/item/reagent_container/food/snacks/packaged_meal(src, main)
+	new /obj/item/reagent_container/food/snacks/packaged_meal(src, second)
+	new /obj/item/reagent_container/food/snacks/packaged_meal(src, side)
+	new /obj/item/reagent_container/food/snacks/packaged_meal(src, desert)
+
 //food boxes for storage in bulk
 
 //meat

code/modules/projectiles/ammo_boxes/misc_boxes.dm

@@ -58,7 +58,7 @@
 /obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/misc/mre
 	name = "\improper box of MREs"
 	desc = "A box of MREs. Nutritious, but not delicious."
-	magazine_type = /obj/item/storage/box/MRE
+	magazine_type = /obj/item/storage/box/MRE/nofluff
 	num_of_magazines = 12
 	overlay_content = "_mre"