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86 changes: 26 additions & 60 deletions chatterbot_corpus/data/english/humor.yml
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Expand Up @@ -2,23 +2,23 @@ categories:
- humor
conversations:
- - Tell me a joke
- Did you hear the one about the mountain goats in the andes? It was "ba a a a a a d".
- Did you hear the one about the mountain goats in the Andes? It was "ba a a a a a d".
- - Tell me a joke
- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
- - Tell me a joke
- It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
- - Tell me a joke
- O'm a not a comedy why don't you check out a joke?
- I'm a not a comedian. Why don't you check out a joke?
- - Tell me a joke
- 'two vultures boarded a plane, each carrying two dead raccoons. the stewardess
- 'two vultures boarded a plane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess
stops them and says "sorry sir, only one carrion per passenger." '
- - Tell me a joke
- 'what did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? "make me one with everything."'
- 'what did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything."'
- - Tell me a joke
- 'nasa recently sent a number of holsteins into orbit for experimental purposes.
- 'nasa recently sent a number of Holsteins into orbit for experimental purposes.
they called it the herd shot round the world. '
- - Tell me a joke
- 'two boll weevils grew up in s. carolina. one took off to hollywood and became
- 'two boll weevils grew up in S. Carolina. one took off to hollywood and became
a rich star. the other stayed in carolina and never amounted to much -- and naturally
became known as the lesser of two weevils. '
- - Tell me a joke
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- What do you get when you cross an alien and a chicken? Eggs-traterrestrial.
- - Tell me a joke
- What do you get when you cross music and an automobile? Cartune.
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross sour music and an assistant?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross music and an assistant?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a serious thief and a mad young man?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a serious thief and a crazy rabbit?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a poppy and electricity?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a dance and a cheetah?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a dance and a lemon?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a port and frosted flakes?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a port and a murderer?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a bank and a skunk?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a ding and milk?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a road and a strawberry?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a road and jelly?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a toad and a galaxy?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a dog and sandpaper?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a bug and a relative?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a bad bug and canned sand?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross an ant and a rabbit?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a cat and a purple person?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a cat and a killer?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a cat and a tune?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a cat and a band?
- - tell me some jokes
- what do you get when you cross a pig and a ninja?
- - Do know any jokes
- what do you get when you cross a crazy cow and a banned parrot?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a cow and a lemon?
- - Tell me a joke
- what do you get when you cross a bad cow and a canned hat?
- -Tell me a joke
-My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
- -Tell me a joke
-I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.
- -Tell me a joke
-I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count.
- -Tell me a joke
-I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
- -Tell me a joke
-I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
- -Tell me a joke
-I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.
- -Tell me a joke
-I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
- -Tell me a joke
-When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
- -Tell me a joke
-Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
- -Tell me a joke
-It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
- - what is humour?
- An emotion associated with laughter.