Britta bot is an instance of Github's hubot for the #Hawkthorne channel on irc.freenode.net
Logs can be found at http://britta-bot.herokuapp.com/logs, featuring embed.ly
All commands to britta-bot can be prefixed with ':'
:<user> is a badass guitarist - assign a role to a user
:<user> is not a badass guitarist - remove a role from a user
:<user> time is <hh:mm am/pm>
:abed bomb N - get N abeds all in a row ( limit 8 )
:abed me - Receive an abed
:animate me <query> - The same thing as `image me`, except adds a few parameters to try to return an animated GIF instead.
:annie bomb N - N annies, all equally pretentious ( limit 8 )
:annie me - Receive an annie
:britta bomb N - get britta'd N times ( limit 8 )
:britta me - Receive a britta
:chang bomb N - get changd N times in the chang ( limit 8 )
:chang me - Receive a chang
:convert me <expression> to <units> - Convert expression to given units.
:dean bomb N - receive N deans to the face ( limit 8 )
:dean me - Receive a dean
:help - Displays all of the help commands that britta-bot knows about.
:help <query> - Displays all help commands that match <query>.
:image me <query> - The Original. Queries Google Images for <query> and returns a random top result.
:insult bomb <name> - put <name> in a body bag
:insult <name> - give <name> the what-for
:jeff bomb N - N jeffs, all equally handsome ( limit 8 )
:jeff me - Receive a jeff
:latest - britta-bot will print out the most recent release version
:math me <expression> - Calculate the given expression.
:mustache me <query> - Searches Google Images for the specified query and mustaches it.
:mustache me <url> - Adds a mustache to the specified URL.
:pierce bomb N - get a pocketfull of N pierces ( limit 8 )
:pierce me - Receive a pierce
:quote - Displays a random quote from Community!.
:release - britta-bot will print out the most recent release version
:shirley bomb N - N times the shirley fun! ( limit 8 )
:shirley me - Receive a shirley
:the rules - Make sure britta-bot still knows the rules.
:troy bomb N - troy xN ( limit 8 )
:troy me - Receive a troy
:updates - britta-bot will send you a pm of the most recent release notes
:when is <user> - see what time it currently is for <user>
:who is <user> - see what roles a user has
:youtube me <query> - Searches YouTube for the query and returns the video embed link.