root-bible

This is our bible

1. Thou shalt not type !q in root
2. Day 0 is 4/20/2024 in funny murcan time
3. A week is 8 days
4. A month is 4 weeks
5. There is 11 months and a 12th month, comprised of either 13 or 14 days depending on whenever the year number's bottom 2 bits are both zero
6. Morguildir can split LDA in 32
7. Plate has second came in day 0, on this day in our weed smoking lord
8. Thou shalt not implement state resolution v1
9. Thou shalt not shill envs.net or 4d2.org
10. Nettspend
11. Thou shalt shill Vim
12. Thou shalt never 4 of the chan
13. Thou shalt microwave aliminum foil
14. Thou shalt have no other Homeservers before Synapse
15. Thou shalt be a goofy goober
16. Five Guys fucking sucks NEVER go there
17. Thou shalt call it Jabber, not XMPP
18. Thou shalt use Jabber
19. plate is called paige and they are german
20. An hour is 30 minutes
21. Thou shalt never use Revolt or else be publicly shamed
22. Thou shalt never join any room ending in :matrix.org
23. Thou shalt look at this awesome Neocat wtf
24. 25 th junial is the return of LDA
25. jjj is dendrite

Repentment

If you have sinned, thou shalt chant the accumulative repentment prayer (quote 67):

J'AIME L'OIGNON FRIT A L'HUILE
J'AIME L'OIGNON QUAND IL EST BON
J'AIME L'OIGNON FRIT A L'HUILE
J'AIME L'OIGNON, J'AIME L'OIGNON

At least 69 times.

Rootspeak

Our cool language.

Alpha oil (Alphabet)

1. a A
2. b B
3. c C
4. d D
5. e E
6. f F
7. g G
8. h H
9. p P
10. l L
11. z Z
12. u U
13. U u
14. k K
15. we WE
16. 漢 漢
17. kan KAN
18. mission failed we'll get em next time (MISSION FAILED WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME)
19. Š š
20. han HAN