No code is the only way to write secure, robust, scable and reliable applications. Write nothing; deploy nowhere; automation, who cares.
Start by writing absolutely nothing.
An example application, but it can be anything you want. Adding new features has never been easier, just use read gitflow and ignore everything you read after :)
Now that you have not done anything it's time to build your application:
Yep. That's it. You should see the following output:
Write zero unit or integration tests, that tests everything and nothing at the same time. Yep I am looking at you team leads, 100% zero test coverage!!
While you still have not done anything it's time to deploy your application. By running the following command you can deploy your application absolutely nowhere. And when it comes to scaling, yep you guessed it, nothing will happen.
hehe, (sinister laugh)