Lucene

(Verse 1) Lucene, Lucene, Lucene, Lucene, I'm begging you, don't make me install Java, Your dependencies are driving me insane, Lucene, Lucene, Lucene, Lucene.

(Chorus) Please don't make me set up the JVM, I just want to use your search algorithm, Lucene, Lucene, oh, don't make me scream, I'll find another way, don't be so extreme.

(Verse 2) You're powerful, I can't deny, But that Java setup, oh my, oh my, I'd rather have a simple search tool, Than configuring Java like a stubborn mule.

(Chorus) Please don't make me set up the JVM, I just want to use your search algorithm, Lucene, Lucene, oh, don't make me scream, I'll find another way, don't be so extreme.

(Bridge) Lucene, you're amazing, that's true, But for a quick search, I'm feeling blue, I wish you were more user-friendly, So I wouldn't be so bendy and pretzely.

(Chorus) Please don't make me set up the JVM, I just want to use your search algorithm, Lucene, Lucene, oh, don't make me scream, I'll find another way, don't be so extreme.

(Outro) Lucene, Lucene, Lucene, my friend, I hope one day this will all amend, Till then, I'll search elsewhere, you see, For a simpler way to find what I need.