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20°03'21.8"N 72°47'13.0"W
  • What’s a pirate's favorite programming language? – ARRRRRRR!!!
  • What’s a pirate's favorited type of music? – Rum & Bass!
  • What’s a pirate's favorite kind of food? – BARRRR-B-Q!
  • What subject are pirates best at at school? – Arrrrt.
  • Why’d the pirate go to the Apple store? – He needed a new iPatch.
  • How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing? – A buck an ear!
  • What happens if you take the p out of a pirate? – He becomes irate!
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Ahoy, brave soul! 🏴‍☠️

For just one doubloon, ye’ll join the crew of this fine vessel! 🚢 As a thank ye, ye’ll earn me eternal gratitude and a hearty “Arrr!” from this old sea salt. Every doubloon helps keep the ship sailing smooth, so yer kindness is worth its weight in plunder. May yer days be filled with fair winds and hidden treasures! 🗺️

Cheers to ye, ye fine-hearted privateer! 🍻

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Avast, ye brave heart! 🏴‍☠️

By droppin' a mighty ten doubloons into this ol' sea salt’s treasure chest, ye earn the title of esteemed shipmate. Yer grand gesture ensures that the winds of fortune keep blowin' and the ship remains true on her course. 🚢 Ye be a true matey of the high seas, and yer name will be sung in shanties from port to port! May the tides of fortune favor ye, and may yer own treasure chests overflow with gold! 🌊

With a hearty "Arrr!" and a grateful heart,
Capt. Cutlass 🖤