$ whoami
> Just another developer who turns β into <code/>
> Professional bug creator (and occasional bug fixer)
> Stack Overflow's most dedicated copy-paste artist
my_skills = {
'coding': ['Making computers do things they don\'t want to do'],
'debugging': ['Console.log() specialist', 'Professional try-catch juggler'],
'problem_solving': ['Turning it off and on again', 'Googling error messages like a pro'],
'specialties': ['Converting caffeine to code', 'Writing code that only I understand'],
'student_life': ['Balancing assignments and projects', 'Learning new tech spells']
}
- π₯ Successfully centered a div once
- π₯ Made code work on first try (witnesses needed)
- π₯ Fixed a bug by adding a semicolon
- ποΈ Survived multiple merge conflicts
while (alive) {
eat();
code();
sleep();
if(problems) {
coffee.drink();
}
// Don't forget to attend classes and submit assignments!
}
- πΌ LinkedIn: Where I pretend to be professional
- π¦ Twitter: Where I complain about JavaScript
- π§ Email: Where your message might get lost in my spam folder
- "Debug It Off" (Taylor Swift Cover)
- "Another Bug in the Code" (Pink Floyd Cover)
- "Sweet Dreams Are Made of Clean Code" (Eurythmics Cover)
- I speak multiple languages (Python, JavaScript, and Sarcasm)
- My code has more comments than my social life has events
- I debug in my dreams (it's not as cool as it sounds)
βοΈ From berke-volkan with β€οΈ (and lots of β)
Disclaimer: No bugs were harmed in the making of this README